July 15, 2003
Hunting naked chicks?
Paintguns? Check.
Camoflauge? Check.
Ammo? Check.
Naked chicks to shoot at? Check.
Looks like the newest craze in Las Vegas is going out to the desert with a paintball gun and 'hunting' naked women. Um, sure. Why again? I mean, I understand anything to see a naked chick but, c'mon, $10,000? Why not spend $100 to play paintball against people that shoot back and save the rest for the strip club? You can get a shitload of lapdances for $10K. Or, why not take that $10k and head out to one of Nevada's fine brothels?
Story says that the girls get paid $2500 if they can keep from getting shot or $1000 if they do get hit. Hell, sign me up! For $1000 I'll run around naked in the desert and let some bubba shoot me in the ass with a paintgun.
Edit: 2003-08-01
Yeah, it ended up being fake...it's amazing what folks will believe. Me included. I did get to see the news story before it was pulled off the Net. It sure looked semi-legit to me.