Idiot neighbors

Apparently one of our neighbors' kids backed into another neighbors' car last night around 1:30AM. Ok, accidents happen but this idiot teenager decided to drive off after sitting and thinking about it for a minute. He drove off while two witnesses stood in the yard and watched. My sister had just gotten home from a night out with a friend and happened to be standing in the driveway talking with her friend when it occurred. The teenager saw them standing there and still drove off. This morning he was parked across the street, not his normal spot, and down the block from where he hit our neighbor. The idiot didn't even bother to clean the broken glass out his his tailgateless pickup bed. I don't know what's become of the situation right now because I'm at work. He hadn't dropped by the neighbors' house to apologize or anything by 11AM which I think was more than enough time. I told the neighbor to just call the cops and let them handle it then.

We've been waiting for these teenagers to move out of the house for years now but apparently they are going to college locally and will be around a while longer. I almost shot one of their friends a few years ago after he decided my bushes were a great place to hide to avoid a drunken brawl that was about to occur after one of their many parties, that occur when mom and dad leave for the weekend, went south. When a man holding a .45 tells you to come out of a bush, you come out. Don't try to make yourself even smaller and try to make him think you're not there. Your alcoholic haze does not provide an invisibility shield. *sigh*

: It'll Be a Long Time from the album "Smash" by Offspring