Mutant Cheeto discovered!

8:10 am on Thursday, March 6, 2003

Navy Petty Officer Mike Evans was eating Cheetos and found a monster of a Cheeto. So like any red-blooded American what do you do? You put it on Ebay. The Cheeto is huge compared to your regular Cheeto. It’s even been on CNN. I wonder if the winning bidder can bring themselves to eat it.